iLife A80 Max Robotic Vacuum Cleaner with App Control

  • It’s got all the sensors it needs to clean efficiently and not run into stuff
  • Can clean a big area or a small area thoroughly, thanks to a variety of cleaning modes
  • With a floating roller brush, it can deal with uneven surfaces, and with auto boost, it can detect carpet and increase suction
  • Here is a brief video
  • Here are more than 4k reviews to check out
  • Can it make margaritas: If you leave a lime, some tequila, some triple sec, sugar, and salt on the floor… still no
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It'll Clean

It’s weird, right? That a robot vacuum cleaner could be considered a “self-explanatory” product? Like, go back to 1994, tell someone that you’ve got a “basic robot vacuum cleaner,” and see what they say. But it’s true! This really is a totally solid, very straightforward robot vacuum cleaner!

With a full set of sensors to maximize its cleaning area (and keep it from running into stuff), modes for cleaning large spaces or small spaces more thoroughly, auto-boost for carpeted areas, and app control, it offers everything you’d expect from a self-propelled cleaner bot for just $99.

And that’s really all we have to say about that.

Anyway, it is the weekend, so let’s move on to the shirts we have on offer over at Mediocritee.

First up, to celebrate Pain in the Asteroid, we have:

A Deliriously Dim-Witted Dino Joke

Thus concludes:

A Deliriously Dim-Witted Dino Joke

And then, for Science Faction, we have:

A Seriously Stupid Science Joke

Thus concludes:

A Seriously Stupid Science Joke

Think you can do better? (Or worse?) Then go ahead and post your joke in the comments.

And remember, both design sets are available now from Mediocritee.

Oh, also buy the vacuum!

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