Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

I could have run any number of situational analysis programs for hours and never hit upon “impalement on toilet shards” as a potential cause of death for poor Frank, but in the end that’s exactly what happened. The explosion from the bang snaps weakened the porcelain, and the force of his bulk falling onto it caused the toilet to break. The fragments carved through his body like blades, and Frank was ended.

I took a moment of silence in remembrance, then congratulated Theresa on a truly epic prank.

The next room presented a challenge. In the center, a rudimentary Faraday cage had been constructed surrounding a resonant transformer discharging an extremely high voltage electric field. My circuits were safe outside the cage, which kept in the brush discharges of the transformer, but to enter would almost certainly fry my hard drive.

Inside the Faraday cage, of course, was another key.

At this point I wondered if Theresa was less interested in pranks and more interested in just placing keys in difficult to reach places. After weighing the possibility of succeeding without permanently destroying my memory, I opted to just pop the padlock off the door instead.

Theresa was quite upset.