Home Zone Living Concrete Portable Table-Top Fire Bowl
- Just like Johnny Cash sang about!
- Or, wait, was that a ring of fire?
- This way to the IRK
Tricky "Treats": a Meh-rathon
“Now Mrs. Temple,” said Mr. Bing, cradling the phone to his ear as he unboxed more Fire Bowls, “I understand your concern. But before you call me irresponsible for giving your son something that is, in your words, ‘literally a bowl of fire,’ consider this: is it any more dangerous than, say, the long-term effects of sugar?”
He listened patiently to her response on the other end of the line.
“But that’s just what I’m saying, Mrs. Temple,” said Mr. Bing. “It can take much longer to overcome an unhealthy diet than it does for eyebrows to grow back.”
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