Hakol 2-Paddle & Net Ping Pong Set
- Take-it-anywhere table net
- Also balls and paddles
- Philis’ll still wreck you
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon
Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.
The Deal: Portable table tennis
The Objectively Perfect Recipient: Philis, who was banned from the senior center’s Pickleball courts for her relentless intensity
But Also Fine For: Ping pongers or tennis tablers (table tennisers?)