Joe-rathon!

Hey, Joe here. I used to run the Meh warehouse, but now? Well, I’ve taken over the whole site! So, stick around for a fun day of deals, delights, and dolls! (Seriously, though, there will be lots and lots of terrifying dolls.)

Anyway, that’s Curtis. Curtis has worked nights at the warehouse ever since he escaped from a biotech company down the street. Apparently they were designing him to be the weapon of the future. But, seriously, Curtis is about as feisty as a family Labrador.

So I said, “Curtis, was there just a noise? I thought I heard something out here in the warehouse.”

And Curtis looked at me with his glowing red eyes and said, “What warehouse? This isn’t a warehouse, Joe. Never has been.”