Buy the pink house.

There’s a reason most speakers are basic black. And most houses have neutral exteriors. And most cars nowadays are black or silver or white or, at their most daring, red. Because a bold visual commitment is more likely to turn prospective buyers away than draw them in.

We’ll leave aside the aesthetic, er… merits of the print wrapped around this spherical GOgroove speaker. Suffice to say it does indeed make a bold visual commitment. Maybe you, um, really like it.

But assuming you’re among the 99% of people who don’t, a loud paint job is still an opportunity. Everything else being equal, you’re going to get a better deal on a lime green house than on the identical house painted beige. You can drive a lemon yellow car off the used car lot for less than the same model in black.

And you can get the same kind of deal on this 4.75-inch spherical speaker, 70mm drivers, 40-foot Bluetooth range, and all. The black version (which we don’t have, obviously) gets really good reviews on Amazon, none of which talk about how ugly it is.

But if it’s still too big a leap for you to make, if this brand of teenage back-of-the-notebook anime surrealism is just too off-putting, would you mind telling your neighbor in the orange house about this deal? We’re pretty sure they would understand.