Fondoodler Hot Cheese Propulsion System
Our Take
- It’s a “hot cheese propulsion system”
- You’re either intrigued or you’re not
- Model: B3-4-F0N-D0-N0T-4-F0N-D0NT
A Stir-Crazy Meh-rathon
TIP FOR THE HOMEBOUND: Don’t forget about helping yourself!
People will want to do Zoom happy hours. They’ll want to play games over the internet, to have long intense conversations, to do movie nights. But just because you miss your friends and they miss you doesn’t mean you need to say yes to everything. It’s perfectly acceptable to decline an invite and spend your night in fondoodling yourself.
Wait, we mean making hot pipe-able cheese. What did you think we mea–
Oh jeez! Oh no!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.