Flashlight, Power Bank & Candy Corn Halloween Prep Kit
- You can think of it as a Halloween bundle or a good deal on a flashlight and powerbank – your choice
- The candy corn might arrive melted into one glob
- Even if it doesn’t, it’s still candy corn
- The flashlight has a “zoom” feature which would more properly be described as a “focus” feature
- Model: TRK-0R-TR3T (In classic model number style we have inconsistently and unnecessarily abbreviated the relevant words)
Trick And Treat
Whether you’re taking your kids trick-or-treating this Halloween or just pretending to be a kid yourself to score some free candy, this is the must-have bundle for you. Or at least the could-have bundle
If your kids are planning to roam the neighborhood in search of candy, the flashlight will help them see where they’re going and (more importantly) keep them visible. It’s got a little light that shines from the side so it can be seen from all angles. And if you’re going trick-or-treating yourself, you can shine the flashlight in the eyes of potential candy-givers as they open the door, blinding them and preventing them from noticing your age.
You can munch on the candy corn while you watch your costumed little one go door-to-door. Or, if you’re doing it yourself, you can put it in your candy bucket to show homeowners that you have already collected candy. “See? I’m just a kid collecting candy, as this candy I have already received from others clearly demonstrates.”
And it’s never a bad idea to bring a powerbank to recharge your phone, whether you’re using it to take photos of your costumed children or modulate your voice with an app to sound younger. We’ve all been there!
Of course, you’ll need a costume, which is why we’re sending these items in packages. You can cover one with silver spray paint for a child-sized robot costume, or stick one over your head so nobody can see your haggard face while you trick them into giving you free candy.
And “tricking” is what Halloween is all about. Right?