With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon

Hosting Thanksgiving without a Fabio Viviani 8-Piece Forged Stainless Steel Steak Knife Set

You’re about to start making your grocery list for Thanksgiving shopping. It’s gonna be a doozy, and making matters worse: before you write down a single thing, you go into your pantry to make note of what you have and what you need, and you bump one of the shelves.

An enormous can of olive oil falls from high up, knocking you on the head.

You’re okay. But the blow has affected your memory. And now you can’t quite recall: do you serve turkey on Thanksgiving? Or scallops?

It seems odd to build an entire feast around something as bland as the former, so you go with the latter.

On Thanksgiving Day, everyone looks down at their plate of scallops, confused.

Hosting Thanksgiving with a Fabio Viviani 8-Piece Forged Stainless Steel Steak Knife Set

You’re about to start making your grocery list for Thanksgiving shopping. It’s gonna be a doozy, and making matters worse: before you write down a single thing, you go into your pantry to make note of what you have and what you need, and you bump one of the shelves.

An enormous can of olive oil falls from high up, knocking you on the head.

You’re okay. But the blow has affected your memory. And now you can’t quite recall: do you serve turkey on Thanksgiving? Or scallops?

It seems odd to build an entire feast around something as bland as the former, so you go with the latter.

Only, as you’re leaving, you see your Fabio Viviani steak knives on the counter. “Not top scallop,” says an Italian voice rattling around in your head.

This persuades you to get Turkey, and it pleases everyone who attends your Thanksgiving (whoever the hell they are).

Stick around all day for great deals on stuff that just might save Thanksgiving! (Or not, but hey, the deals will still be solid.)