Exhart LED Smoking Gnome Statues
Our Take
- Shop for 4/20 early
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- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
INT. ROY’S CLEANING SUPPLIES - DAY
All is quiet as the THREE MASKED MEN make their way through. They split up to cover more ground.
The first two ROY silently subdues in ways that make creative use a hand broom and a window-cleaning spray [figure out later].
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
