Elk Haus Handheld Stainless Bidet Sprayer
- A solid bidet
- No bells, no whistles
- Defy the consortium!
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Welcome to the Time Meh-chine (A Mehrathon)
With every new offer, a fresh spin in our Time Meh-chine takes us to a random point in history to see how products would fare throughout history. Buckle up, and remember not to disrupt the primary timeline!
What is it? A no-nonsense bidet
When is it? 1880
Trip Report: We landed down the street from an early meeting of the American Toilet Paper Consortium. They whipped us thoroughly with our own braided steel hose and shoved us back into the time meh-chine.
