Edible Gold Star Glitter 0.04 Ounce by Wilton

  • A ~strange, alluring new item~
  • Let’s hope glitter doesn’t stick to your digestive system like it sticks to your face
  • Seriously, though, it’s time to make that pot roast SPARKLE!
  • Or, maybe, like cupcakes or something
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

Ora is the socialite heir to a Edible Gold Star Glitter fortune worth 5.99. The only thing standing between her and her inheritance is a Christmas trip to idyllic Munchie, Indiana, where an encounter with a handsome lemonade de-boner who spends his free time being a Soundcloud unwrapper just might uproot her big city dreams in… A Very Flamboyant Christmas.

So far today...

  • 65113 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 451 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 12 of these.
  • We sold out at 9:20am.
  • That’s $63 total.
  • (including shipping)

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