Dyson DC41 Base, Animal, or Animal Frankenstein (Refurbished)
Our Take
Our Evil Plan:
- Find best vacuum deal in market.
- Hoard millions of dollars of inventory blocking Amazon and other fat cats.
- Sell it below cost, completely destroying market for vacuum.
- Profit?
You've got one more day to make 2014 not suck.
2014 sucked. Hard. Harder than this Dyson’s 235 airwatts of suction power. This event sucks. And this story sucks, too, with the stupidest, suckiest, most played-out pun for a vacuum cleaner that ever sucked. Why the hell not end a suck year with a suck event?
You, though, maybe you’ve still got hope. Maybe you can snatch 2014 from the jaws of suck. You’ve got a few more hours to do something so kick-ass, it renders all the premature Best of 2014 lists obsolete. Do it.
As for us, we’re out.
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