Dreamimals Soft Squishy Plush Animal Pillows

  • Kids sleep with soft animals to not feel anxious
  • You know what, I’m gonna go ahead and order a bunch of these
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

September 2027

He who will open the tomb found,
And will come to close it promptly,

Evil will come to him, and one will be unable to prove,
If it would be better to fight a dozen duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck.

So far today...

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  • 46% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 337 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 23 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $377 total.
  • (including shipping)

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