Dreame R10 350-Watt Cordless Stick LED Vacuum (Blemished Box)
Our Take
- The box looks bad
- What’s inside is fine
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
ROY
And how exactly does Hal plan to…
(air quotes)
“handle it”?
MACE
He dismissed me without telling me how.
ROY
See, the problem here is that I already know all this.
(slides the vodka closer to MACE)
So if that’s all you can tell me, you might as well drink up.
MACE recoils from the vodka.
MACE
Wait, no. there’s one more thing.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
