It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
You find a closet inside the man cave. And inside the closet…
CRIMEY!
It’s another one of those monstrous tossed together amalgamations of pure consumer regret! Why are there so many of them in this house? You can’t imagine buying just one of these jumbles of trash, let alone three! It’s unspeakable!
You slam the closet door shut, feeling woozy and afraid.