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Diamond Muse 1.0 Carat TW Diamond Martini Tennis Bracelet

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You Probably Shouldn't Have

You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:

“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”

“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”

“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”

“Okay…”

“And here it is, your very own: Diamond Muse 1.0 Carat TW Diamond Martini Tennis Bracelet!“

“Looks great, but one question: why is it in my drink?”

“Should it not be?”

“No, it should not be.”

“Well it says martini in the name. I thought maybe it was like those edible gold flakes.”

“No.”

“Okay, but seriously, what’s with people trying to ingest precious metals and gems? What’s up with it?”

“I don’t know, but this is not one of those things.”

“Wish I knew that before I drank mine…”