Dayton Quiet Portable Gas Torpedo Heater
Our Take
- 60,000 BtuH
- Gas line included (15 feet)
- Cures the chill running up your spine
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
A Marginally Spooky Meh-rathon
Spooky Season is a state of mind and anything is terrifying if you’re anxious enough. Here’s how a Dayton Quiet Portable Gas Torpedo Heater could lead to a spooky trick or a delightful treat:
TRICK: The heat torpedo is powerless against the Blair Witch!
TREAT: It makes short work of Evil Olaf, though.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.