Dalmo Non-Electric Bidet Attachment with Dual Nozzles

  • If someone went to pick up dog poop, got some on their hand, and then proceeded to wipe it off with only a dry piece of paper, what would you think of that person?
  • Easy to install
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Mixed Blessings: a Cyber Monday Meh-rathon

Some bad news and some good news.

Generally:

BAD NEWS: There are no IRKs in this Meh-rathon.
GOOD NEWS: We’re selling an IRK as the daily deal over on SideDeal.
BAD NEWS: It costs $50.
GOOD NEWS: If you spend $99.99 (or more) on stuff in this Meh-ration, you’ll be refunded $50. In other words, you get your IRK for free if you buy a bunch of stuff here.

More specifically, about the product:

BAD NEWS: It’s dual nozzles, not duel nozzles. So you can’t have a bidet fight with them.
GOOD NEWS: On second thought, maybe it’s good that you can’t do a bidet fight with them.

So far today...

  • 88832 of you visited.
  • 39% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 720 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 60 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1318 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?