Cuisinart Deluxe Grind Conical Burr Mill
- Grind the bones of your enemies to dust
- Or the beans of your favorite roastery
- Actually, no ‘Or’ here; just do the second one
- Model: BURR-1T5-C0LD-1N-H3R3
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
Up the stairs, and down the hallway, you follow the noise back to the kitchen. Peeking in you see it: a machine. FOR GRINDING BONES!
Sorry. Not bones. Beans. They’re similar-sounding words and you got them confused for a second. It’s a burr grinder, for coffee beans. A nice one at that.
But it also means, whatever presence–whatever thing lives here–it’s about to have a whole lot more energy. You better get out while it’s still at least somewhat un-caffeinated.