Copper Pro Smokeless Indoor Electric Grill
- Turn that cookout into a cookin.
- Nonstick and runs on Edison’s charcoal (otherwise known as electricity).
- Cooking surface: 9.8-inch x 11.8-inch.
- Model: A-GR1LL0USTRI0US-B1RTHD4Y.
Oh, the Mehmories: a Birthday Meh-rathon!
For our birthday this year, we’re putting on a Meh-rathon to honor the people that make this site so great. That’s right: we’re talking about US! So please, enjoy this epic celebration–or… sell-ebration?–by shopping, laughing, buying, sharing your thoughts, sharing your money, and buying!
We’re still here in the office. We can’t leave. The problem is we got a piñata for our birthday. But it’s a piñata of our logo. And we’re all too devoted to Meh to damage it. We’re such dutiful employees in that way. And yet, we were promised candy.
UPDATE: We’ve tried a number of tactics to open the piñata. We’ve:
- Asked it kindly
- Pleaded with it
- Used reverse psychology and pretended we didn’t want candy
- Talked to it about the importance of opening up to us, its parents
- Attempted to massage it open
No luck on any front!
UPDATE #2: Good news! We were able to find a surgeon willing to operate on our piñata. He’s one of the best in the country and he’s flying in now.
UPDATE #3: Surgery was a success! The piñata came out unharmed, we received our candy, and the surgeon received $45,000. We all win! Hurrah for a great birthday!