Not a VMP???
4I tried to buy the last 2 deals but they didn’t go through due to not being a VMP. I am a VMP! And it said so on my check out order! Got through to buy the latest IRK on my phone no problem, but of course it was sold out as I expected. The Meh scarf I told my husband to buy for me. Why am I considered not a VMP???
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You have the membership not the grandfathered VMP, according to your profile at least.
People who are VMPs are like tenured professors, except you can’t become one anymore. You have to be loyal “from the start” to get the goodies.
Sad. I remember the Fukubukaro days fondly. When there was no VMP class to look down upon us.
Wow. What a blow! Lost my VMP status when my card was compromised a year or so back. Dammit!
@Teripie I lost mine when I canceled it because I hadn’t made a purchase in months – there really wasn’t a reason to keep it at that point
@Teripie I’d contact CS and see if they will re-instate it. I know they’ve done it for some (ex)VMP’s who had a credit card problem.
It looks like this happened to you in January of this year.
@Barney Thanks Oh Purple One! The really weird thing is my Hubby’s expired a few years back for the same reason, compromised card. He called someone there (there being Meh, or Dallas, or someone,) and was reinstated. He just now got the latest IRK. Took a long time for that IRK to sell out. Guess there are not that many day one subscribers.
@Barney @Teripie Called someone? What was the phone number?
@therealjrn 867-5309.
@narfcake @therealjrn That was about a tag team setup if I ever saw one. You guys should be ashamed!
EXCUSES/EXCUSES/EXCUSES…MEH HAS AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!
Ugh, I should be a VMP, too, but because of some jackwagon who hacked my card, I’m screwed, too. NO BUENO, MEH!
@Seeh2o You would have missed the signup date anyway newbie.
@Seeh2o @therealjn Are you sure it was a jackwagon? Mighta been a clamdiddler, a go-by-slow-roach or a never-thee-mind. Ne’er-do-wells, all! Their names are legion.
@UncleVinny could have been a douchcanoe, too.
us normal members are not mediocre enough
What is VMP status and why are items being sold to the exclusive VMP!
@Lancey VMP status is exactly equal to not you. Read the posts
I have the same issue, I’m a VMP and I keep getting this message,…WTH?
@MrEvilMind You are just a regular member not a VMP.

/giphy suck on that
@medz well, thanks for the deceiving emails I guess:
@MrEvilMind you’ve only been a member since May 2019, so I guess you let your VMP lapse sometime between June 25th 2017 and May 2019.
@MrEvilMind I got an old letter that says she’s going to love me forever too.
@therealjrn and then you got another letter saying that if you keep on paying her monthly “allowance “ she will keep loving you?
@MrEvilMind @therealjrn It’s like my relationship with motorcycle dealerships. They pay attention to me as long as I keep giving them money, and if I give them enough, they might even remember my name.
@MrEvilMind How did you know??
@therealjrn been there…paid that
I knew there had to be a reason an IRK wasn’t sold out… we’re not Meh enough.
I joined VMP for this and I still can’t get one? Pretty deceptive!!
@a13z Did it state it was VMP you were signing up for? No? Oh…so you didn’t know what you signed up for I guess.
@medz touché!
Rejoined (bought the membership) specifically to get Fukobukuro bag. Could not buy it because I am no longer VMP.
Ok, I understand that it is for VMP members only, no problem. I do need a refund though on my unwanted membership in that case.
@korvin meh.com/support will take care of that for you as long as you don’t use it for free shipping.