Comfort Zone 3-Stage HEPA WiFi Air Purifier with 4 Replacement Filters
- Serious, genuine HEPA filtration covers about 150 square feet of space
- You get four otherwise expensive replacement filters, so five in total
- Available smartphone app, which seems like overkill
- Can it make a margarita? It can save you enough money on filters to cover your ill-advised marg-of-the-month subscription.
Another Villain’s Origin Story
Evil Dr. ReFillpak glowers menacingly from his secret lair, surrounded by piles of consumer goods now as useless as they were expensive.
High-end electric toothbrushes buzz ineffectually with no brush heads. A dozen different plastic toilet brush handles lay at his feet like impotent royal scepters, their once mighty detergent-infused scrubbers no longer manufactured. And the shaving razor handles with no blades—so many shaving razor handles with no blades. (It was when he learned that the last shaving set he bought could only be refilled by subscription that mild-mannered Ichabod Williams had become the be-costumed Dr. ReFillpak in the first place.)
Today he languishes among his heaps and piles of consumer junk, raging at the outrageous expense of simple consumables. Tomorrow he’s going to do something about it.
What’s he going to do about it, you ask? He’s going to bitch about it, same as the rest of us. But he’s going to do it in form-fitting spandex in hopes of parlaying his story into an existing cinematic universe before spinning off into a standalone creative profit center.
Because then—and only then—will he be able to comfortably afford life’s never-ending parade of refill packs, replacement parts, and in-app subscriptions, all born of apparently every company’s unwavering desire to not just get your money, but to get your money once a month on autopay until we’re all dead.
Did we mention all the great benefits of meh.com membership? Just $5.99 a month!
But we digress. (Digressing implies you’ve been on-topic for a single sentence of this so far. — Editor)
Today’s deal is for a seriously effective HEPA air purifier that would usually also doom you to inevitable frustration a little while from now when you realize you need to buy your first replacement filter for the thing.
The purifier itself retails for up to $79.99. It’s “loWesT prIcE iN 30 DAys!!” price on Amazon right now is $54.26, and that’s without replacement filters. Retail for four filters, then? Another $65 somehow! More than the purifier itself! Madness and truly the stuff of super villain origin stories.
That’s why we’re going to give you all of it—the purifier and your first four replacement filters, for $39.99. Oh and the filters only need to be swapped out like once every three to six months, meaning that you could avoid thinking about this again for a year or more. Let’s hook you up.
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