Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFUHOWMANYISITNOW
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

“You have pranked me!” I shouted.

“Yup,” Jeff said.

“I have been pranked!” I was ecstatic.

“Yeah,” Jeff responded, “So…we good? No more, y’know…murders? And stuff?”

“Ah,” I initiated an emoji indicating I would wink if it were possible, “Yes. The prank war is over and you win, friend.”

“Okay. Cool.”

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