Cargo Cosmetics 6-Piece Travel Gel Lip Color Kit

  • Just because you’re on the road, doesn’t mean your lips can’t be on point
  • Easy travel-size packaging
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

December 5th, 2071

By the flood and fierce pestilence,
The great city for long besieged:
The sentry and guard dead by hand,
Sudden capture but none wronged.
For them, it was just another Tuesday.

So far today...

  • 91570 of you visited.
  • 46% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 384 clicked meh
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And you bought...

  • 16 of these.
  • Deal ended .
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  • (including shipping)

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