Breo iSee 3S Electronic Temple and Eye Massager with Heat
- Soothing air compression and heat around your eyes and head
- 3 modes to choose from: Circulation mode, MED mode, and HARD mode
- Time function automatically stops in 15 minutes
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Breo iSee 3S Electronic Temple and Eye Massager with Heat!“
“I don’t have an electronic temple, though.”
“Uhm, honey.”
“I’m not really in the market for a new religion either.”
“Honey.”
“I guess I could make an electronic temple to my existing belief structure, but it gives me some major “Sound of Silence” vibes with the whole neon g-“
“Honey!”
“What?”
“Your temple is right here.”
“You’re saying that it was inside me all along?”
“No, it’s-”
“Come to think of it, you could consider the brain a temple to yourself and your beliefs, and it uses electrical impulses, so in theory perhaps I DO have an electronic temple.”
“Great. Glad we figured that out for you.”
