It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
In the master bathroom, you check the cupboard under the sink, and there it is: another one! A ghastly assortment of thrown together warehouse flotsam! A terrible deluge of pure garbage! And what terrifies you most of all? You get the sense that people pay for these things!
You throw the cupboard doors closed, filled with terror and disgust.