Big Mouth Novelty Pool Float
Our Take
- Super gigantic
- Undeniably charming
- Here’s a $33 IRK! (Check the sale for details on how to get that price down to a birthday-appropriate $11)
11 Underwhelming Years: a birthday Meh-rathon
THE AMAZING FUTURE WE WERE PROMISED
Those physics-defying mouthpieces that let you breathe underwater
THE UNDERWHELMING REALITY WE GOT INSTEAD
Big Mouth Novelty Pool Float
WHY WE’LL TAKE IT ANYWAY
We’ll settle for a dignity-defying floatie any day.
Welcome to day two, where instead of looking back, we look ahead. Let’s think about what the future may hold. (Since the last decade or so was honestly a little rough.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[BDAY] Best Wishes From the REAL Birthday Irk (If You Can Find Him)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dwp7wg0o6lzc4xxg5fmi.webp)
![[BDAY] Not Even a Card?? (/showme what you got, one last time today)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dvwdwhzbnxliirinvhy5.webp)
