2-Pack: Bell + Howell Butterfly Multi-Positional LED Work Lights
- Close the “wings” and it’s a flashlight
- Open the “wings” and it’s a work light
- It has a hook and is magnetic for hands-free use
- Weather-resistant
- Is it available in Georgia Red: Nope, just Hawkeye black-and-yellow
Wings of Light
“Alright, calling to order this emergency midnight meeting of The Dark Spots Around Todd’s House. Weird area of the kitchen counter under the cabinet?”
“Present.”
“Little storage space beneath the staircase with no light?”
“Present.”
“Attic?”
“Present.”
“Corner of the basement furthest from the single light fixture and behind a shelf?”
“Present.”
“Bedroom closet where the light switch broke, requiring an electrician who Todd still hasn’t called, despite it happening a year ago?”
“Present.”
“Entire house, during a power outage.”
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“Right, because the power’s on, he’s not coming. Anyway, thanks to the rest of you for being here. I wish I could tell you the reason for this meeting was something positive and exciting. But I’m afraid it’s not. I have some dire news. Todd has purchased a 2-pack of Bell + Howell Butterfly Multi-Positional LED Work Lights.”
“No!”
“What?”
“Impossible!”
“I’m afraid so.”
“So that means–”
“We can no longer hide his stuff, thwart his productivity, or generally screw with him anymore.”
“But, there must be some way!”
“What if we get him to put down the light IN one of us??”
“Like I said, it’s a 2-pack. So he has a second light to look for the first one.”
“This is despicable!”
“I can’t believe it!”
“He won’t get away with–”
Just then, Todd walks in, using one of his Butterfly Lights in flashlight mode. He shines it around the room. Revealing nothing, or rather, revealing everything. That’s so weird, he thinks, I swore I heard someone in here. But, convincing himself it’s just his mind playing tricks on him, he goes back to bed.
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