Auxtur 15,000Pa Cordless Mini Vacuum
Our Take
- Crazy powerful handheld suction
- All the attachments you need
- Here’s a $33 IRK! (Check the sale for details on how to get that price down to a birthday-appropriate $11)
11 Underwhelming Years: a birthday Meh-rathon
THE AMAZING FUTURE WE WERE PROMISED
Everything is clean and painfully modern!
THE UNDERWHELMING REALITY WE GOT INSTEAD
Auxtur 15,000Pa Cordless Mini Vacuum
WHY WE’LL TAKE IT ANYWAY
This has to be how things in the future are always unbelievably tidy (as long as there isn’t an apocalypse happening).
Welcome to day two, where instead of looking back, we look ahead. Let’s think about what the future may hold. (Since the last decade or so was honestly a little rough.)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[BDAY] Best Wishes From the REAL Birthday Irk (If You Can Find Him)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dwp7wg0o6lzc4xxg5fmi.webp)
![[BDAY] Not Even a Card?? (/showme what you got, one last time today)](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/dvwdwhzbnxliirinvhy5.webp)
