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Amazon Echo Show 5 Smart Display with Alexa
- Alexa show me where I’ll be in five years
- She’s nice as long as you don’t mind her listening all the time
- This one’s got a screen, so you can see stuff, except Alexa’s actual face
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THE ORACULUM
Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.
December 9th, 2082
Flying cars are around by now. That’s a pretty safe prediction to make, right. Surely by then most people will have one, and it’ll be awesome, right?