AICOK Slow Masticating Cold Press Juicer

  • Juice as you have never juiced
  • Decreased top-froth due to air intake, reverse function to prevent clogging
  • Removable parts are dishwasher safe
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You Probably Shouldn't Have

You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:

“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”

“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”

“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”

“Okay…”

“And here it is, your very own: AICOK Slow Masticating Cold Press Juicer!“

“What, no way!”

“Go ahead and check it out.”

“Huh… alright. It’s not quite what I pictured, but I’m sure it’s still good.”

“What do you mean?”

“It just doesn’t look like how I thought it would based on the name.”

“How so?”

“I don’t know, it’s called ‘Slow Masticating.’ I was kinda hoping it was some Pee-wee Herman-esque gizmo with a giant pair of lips that slowly chews things into juice.”

“Honestly, now I’m disappointed that it’s not like that either.”

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