92-Piece Better Battery Co. Alkaline Battery Variety Pack
Our Take
- Lots of batteries
- Send the dead ones back to have them recycled
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Megan was always complaining that she needed more energy, so her brothers thought it would be hilarious to swap her box of chocolates with a box of batteries as an April Fools’ prank. As she chomped her way through the AAs and started on the AAAs, the boys got nervous.
As her eyes glowed red, they got scared.
See what an energized Megan is really capable of in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
Leland is an employee of the Better Battery Company. He helps process the batteries sent back for recycling.
One day, he opens a package and finds it full of fingers.
They must be fake, right? It is April Fools’ Day, after all.
Or is this the work of the Tampa Bay Finger Snatcher?
And why is he trying to frame Leland?
Find out in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
