One Option

Last time we sold these, @meherson wrote:

Last night, I realized I was down to my last box, from my order of these 7 years ago or so. I thought to myself, “Hopefully Meh will put them up again soon!” This morning I realized that I need to be much more specific in my wishes. “Hopefully Meh will put these up again soon, with no pineapple purchase required.” That should work, right?

Wrong, meherson, you fool! Your insistence has clearly angered the e-commerce gods, and now pineapple mango is your ONLY OPTION!

Oh, the horror!

Or maybe they were responding to @Kendradawn82, who commented on one of the sales before that one, saying:

Hopefully, this comes back again soon. I’ve never tried the strawberry banana and I love the pineapple one and the mixed Berry.

Can’t help with the strawberry banana or the mixed berry, Kendra, but if you love the pineapple flavor, oh boy, do we have great news for you.

And for those of you thinking, Eh, I’m not a big fan of pineapple and/or mango, we’ve got great news for you as well. According to @walarney these are:

“Made with half a mango slice and one chunk of pineapple.”

See? Unlike other bars that overwhelm you with exciting flavor, these KIND bars are much more bla-- err, let’s say, subdued. And (according to walarney again) that could be a good thing:

I got these last time and still have a bunch. Taste OK, but they don’t call to me to eat them – so, safe to keep in desk drawer. Seems like a better idea than candy when you get a little hungry in the afternoon.

It’s a great point! That’s why they’re “healthy,” really: because you’ll have one and then say, “Eh, I’m good,” instead of going back for more.

Perfect, right?

Although, according to @auralaura, there are ways to make them better:

Either Amazon or a prior commenter here recommended a quick zap (just a few seconds) in the microwave to make them a bit softer and slightly gooey and can confirm that is a great approach.

Sounds delicious!

Look, just buy some, okay.

The pineapple mango KIND bar sales will continue until morale improves!