@omally Sheesh, first they take the Girl Scouts out of the GS cookies, then they take the dolphin out of the canned tuna, and now there’s no kinder in a Kind bar? Next you’re probably going to say that they’ve taken the nog out of eggnog!
The kind I wish you were selling is Trader Joe’s pound plus milk chocolate. No Trader Joe’s anywhere near me and so what I can afford to buy when I am where I can buy them doesn’t last me more than 4-6 mo and the two places I buy them are either an 8-9 hour drive (MD Anderson) or a 2 day drive (relatives).
They used to do a Jalapeno Kind bar that was pretty close to perfect (if you’re one like me who’s not afraid of a little spice in your life) that I haven’t thought about for quite some time. Now you’ve got me curious… Off to Amz…
They were called “Roasted Nuts & Jalapeno” but it appears they are no longer available…DAMMIT! Much like the old Cinderella song, “Don’t know what’cha got, 'til it’s gone…” I didn’t know I wanted them, until y’all made me think about it. Now, I WANT some for sure!
@tohar1
They even made a line of savory bars for a short time, and I really liked them. I think there was a Thai spice, a BBQ, a honey mustard - but as usual they got discontinued. The stuff I like usually does.
@tohar1 Misery loves company??
I think this would be a great opportunity for some new company to tackle, emphasizing the savory aspect of an energy bar, and maybe aiming for the market that doesn’t want meat sticks. I think people are so used to KIND bars being sweet that the savory ones didn’t fit in to their expectations.
Unkind.
@yakkoTDI found the raven!
The mint ones are really good. But they are also the normal size, not that weird flat crap.
No Kind
What kind of KIND are there?
Are all KIND kind or are they kind of different?
There should be an option for “I don’t give a fuck about KIND bars”.
@Pony Huh? What to you have against Keeping Inspired Nurses Dedicated?
/showme A lot of happy nurses off duty drinking at a bar called “KIND”.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “A lot of happy nurses off duty drinking at a bar called KIND.”
@mediocrebot Hrmmm. A little Charlie Brown page. Not what I was expecting.
@mediocrebot Much better.
@Pony - Language, Language, Language.
@Patrickevin You must be new.
I think the ones I used to buy were chocolate cherry cashew. I could be wrong. At store prices, I don’t buy them.
Are scotch or bourbon flavor avaliable in a reasonable proof?
they’re called KIND bars because the original formula included kindergarteners. this is why they don’t taste as good as you remember.
@omally Sheesh, first they take the Girl Scouts out of the GS cookies, then they take the dolphin out of the canned tuna, and now there’s no kinder in a Kind bar? Next you’re probably going to say that they’ve taken the nog out of eggnog!
The kind I wish you were selling is Trader Joe’s pound plus milk chocolate. No Trader Joe’s anywhere near me and so what I can afford to buy when I am where I can buy them doesn’t last me more than 4-6 mo and the two places I buy them are either an 8-9 hour drive (MD Anderson) or a 2 day drive (relatives).
@Kidsandliz
Was just at TJ’s a couple of days ago.
@Star2236 Where do you live? Is it close enough for me to mug you for your Trader Joe’s chocolate?
@Kidsandliz
I live in Michigan, I’m gonna go to Trader Joe’s in the next two weeks for sure.
@Kidsandliz @Star2236
My niece LOVES that place! We’ve got one not too far from me (45 minutes away) but I’ve never been there.
@Star2236 Well eat some chocolate for me.
@Star2236 Be closer to drive to Houston where I usually get them. You and your chocolate are safe.
They used to do a Jalapeno Kind bar that was pretty close to perfect (if you’re one like me who’s not afraid of a little spice in your life) that I haven’t thought about for quite some time. Now you’ve got me curious…
Off to Amz…
They were called “Roasted Nuts & Jalapeno” but it appears they are no longer available…DAMMIT! Much like the old Cinderella song, “Don’t know what’cha got, 'til it’s gone…” I didn’t know I wanted them, until y’all made me think about it. Now, I WANT some for sure!
@tohar1 I think they must have used the remaining bars to pave paradise.
@macromeh They were SOOOO GOOOOD!! (In other words, I concur!)
@tohar1
They even made a line of savory bars for a short time, and I really liked them. I think there was a Thai spice, a BBQ, a honey mustard - but as usual they got discontinued. The stuff I like usually does.
@Kyeh GREAT!! Now I want more of what I cannot have! Thanks for further ruining my weekend!
@tohar1
Misery loves company??
I think this would be a great opportunity for some new company to tackle, emphasizing the savory aspect of an energy bar, and maybe aiming for the market that doesn’t want meat sticks. I think people are so used to KIND bars being sweet that the savory ones didn’t fit in to their expectations.
@tohar1 !!! I just saw these advertised on Instagram:

https://www.afarfoods.com/pages/shop
@Kyeh Color me “Interested”…
@tohar1 I’d like to find them locally and try them before ordering a whole batch.
You can’t really go wrong with peanut butter and dark chocolate chunks.
@kittykat9180 Unless, of course, you’re one of the heretics who doesn’t like the combination of peanuts and chocolate, like me.
@werehatrack
@kittykat9180 Mmmm…

@macromeh yummy
@werehatrack wow!!! No Chocolate or Peanut Butter… You’ll strange, hehehe
@kittykat9180 Strawberry Banana w/ Chocolate chunks & Peanut Butter, Yes I am weird! But that is part of my charm!
@mycya4me Not “or”. It’s the combination that I dislike.
@werehatrack OK. have it your way.
anything without fruit or cinnamon or dark chocolate and peanut butter…
Gun flavored.
I want Strawberry Banana with Chocolate chunks!