72-Pack: Maxim Tailor Made Condoms + 8 Packets of Lubricant
Our Take
- 72 condoms is an objectively large amount
- 8 lubricant packets included
- It’s called a pregnancy “scare” for a reason
- Expires 5/16/26 (what a challenge!)
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
A Marginally Spooky Meh-rathon
Spooky Season is a state of mind and anything is terrifying if you’re anxious enough. Here’s how a 72-Pack: Maxim Tailor Made Condoms + 8 Packets of Lubricant could lead to a spooky trick or a delightful treat:
TRICK: “This won’t lead to an un planned pregnancy because _________.”
TREAT: Treat all guns as loaded.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.