6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares with Flashlight
- Flameless emergency road flares
- 9 different light patterns
- Magnetic, weatherproof and have a shatterproof ABS lens
- We’ve got a new twist on the Meh-rathon IRK quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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In an attempt to sow his own dark machinations into the universe, Darth Goofus began to disseminate comedic falsehoods about the Jedi Order to various cultures in the hopes that a sentiment might stick and influence future generations to view the Jedi as a joke. These “Dark Memes” as he described them typically involved claims such as, “The Jedi have their dicks ritually removed,” and, “Jedi wear so much brown because they’re full of crap.”
They would prove to have little staying power.
