6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares
Our Take
- Flameless LED road flare with 15 LEDs and 9 safety modes
- Magnet sticks to your car
- Shatterproof ABS lenses and rubber bumpers
- Don’t forget the IRK!
I Have A BS In BS
“Back to School” sales, huh? Honestly, anything could be considered school-related if we come up with convincing-enough BS, right? C’mon, it’ll be fun! We’ll do it just like all those essays we did on books we never even read past the back cover!
You know how the pick-up line is always such a mess? Put down some road flares to detour other parents and take the lane for yourself!
Yes… Yes… Let them be consumed by the flames of chaos! Burn it all down! Pick up your child and burn it all down!
What, what’s that? No fire? Damn.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
