6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares
Our Take
- Good to have in case of the emergency
- Keep them in your trunk
- Don’t forget the IRK !
Happy Birthdays To Us
How To Throw An ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flare Themed Birthday Party
- Invite all guests to a far-off party venue.
- Run your car off the road on the way there.
- Put out emergency flares.
- Flag your guests down one at a time.
- Open the trunk to reveal a birthday cake.
- Psyche! THIS is your birthday party!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
