6-Pack: ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flares

  • Good to have in case of the emergency
  • Keep them in your trunk
  • Don’t forget the IRK !
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How To Throw An ASOTV Emergency Magnetic Road Flare Themed Birthday Party

  1. Invite all guests to a far-off party venue.
  2. Run your car off the road on the way there.
  3. Put out emergency flares.
  4. Flag your guests down one at a time.
  5. Open the trunk to reveal a birthday cake.
  6. Psyche! THIS is your birthday party!

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