6-Pack: All Mixed Up Magic Grass Anklet Socks
- “Magic grass”
- Seriously, how old is the marketing person who came up with this phrasing?
A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon
A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:
Is that Santa? Posing as a new member of famed musical group, Love Katana? You better believe it! But he’s not here for stardom. He’s traveling the country trying to find his head elf, Fabblestabble, who’s tired of making Studio Dry Microfiber Turbans and has run off to pursue a career in proctology. But there’s one thing no one considered: a sultry dancer portrayed by none other than Matthew Perry. Will Santa return his head elf to the North Pole in time to save Christmas? Find out in… Rocking Around The Christmas Kite.