5-Pack: Men's Knit Caps
- Constructed from cutting-edge fifteenth century knitting techniques
- Keep warm with proven head-cozying technology
- Fashionably stylish for no extra cost
- There are five of them!
- “One for you, one for you, one for you, and two for me!”
A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon
A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:
Famed athlete, Henrietta Fincher just took home first place at the annual holiday badminton competition, winning a lifetime supply of knit caps. The only problem is she has to transport them home herself! So she has no choice but to rent a Unimog. But when she finds rustic drifter Brantley hiding out inside trying to hitch a ride, will she cast him out? Or will she give in and take him to Johannesburg so that he can perform “Brown Eyed Girl” for an audience of juggalos at the annual Christmas concert? And is he really a drifter? Or is he undercover royalty, looking for love? Find out in… Christmas with a Kingquistadore!
