4ID LED Dog Leash and Collar
- You get a light-up leash and collar that make your pup visible and Tron-like
- They recharge via USB and run for 4 hours straight on a single charge
- Ultra-bright LEDs throughout ensure that the neighbors can see your dog poop on their lawn
- Can be used as under-cabinet lightning in case of an under-cabinet lightning emergency
- Model: 5100 (Which is roughly the number of pages of search results you’d have to scroll through to find this leash)
Walking The Line
Ahhh, a nice lazy Sunday morning. Nothing to do but sit back, relax in my comfy new socks, and spin a fidget spinner or six.
What’s up, buddy?
You wanna go for a w–
—Westworld marathon?
Or would you rather go for a w–
—Wistful amble down memory lane?
All right, all right. I know what you want. You want me to put my shoes on and take you for a w–
—washing machine tour of the basement. Granted there is only one washing machine to tour but it’s pretty exciting.
OK fine, jeez. Let’s go for a w–
—Walk.
Let’s go for a walk, buddy.