We Got Bars

Wow, that’s a lot of Kind bars, huh? And for really cheap.

Which, in some ways, isn’t surprising. Except in rare cases we’d rather not discuss, everything you see on Meh is cheaper than you’ll find it elsewhere. That’s never the problem. No, the problem is convincing you that you actually need/want the thing in question.

Like, a pen? That’s also a flashlight and a bottle opener? And can break windows in case of an emergency? You’re not gonna find that at a lower cost than we offer it here. And, unfortunately, the reason for that might be that people didn’t want it at the normal cost, so we were able to swoop in and help a vendor offload some overstock.

But Kind Bars are different. People actually like Kind Bars!

I know I do. Like, a lot. Like, enough to buy them at the grocery store for full price all the time. And when they’re on sale for $7 for a box of 6 or, even better, $13 for a box of 12, I think, Maybe I should get a few!

That’s a bit over a dollar per bar. Today’s sale is 50 cents per bar. So, needless to say, I’m gonna stock up, and you should too.

Now, if you somehow have never heard of Kind Bars and need a sales pitch, here it is: they’re sweet enough to feel indulgent but healthy enough that you don’t feel rough after you have one. They only have 5 grams of sugar per bar and 6 solid grams of protein. That’s not a ton of protein, mind you. But it’s the perfect amount for the mid-morning snack to tide you over between breakfast and lunch.

Or, if, like a lot of people, you’re giving intermittent fasting a try as part of a New Year’s resolution, these are a great investment. Let’s say you’re doing the 7pm to 11am fast. You’re gonna be hungry by 11am, but if you eat your whole lunch then, you risk throwing off the meal timing for the rest of the day. So, what do you do? Simple: you open one of these and have something in your tummy that’s not gonna ruin your appetite but will carry you through to a more responsible lunch hour.

But honestly, all this salesmanship? Is it really necessary? Or am I just making it harder for those of us who are already Kind-Bar-heads to get our fill?

Eh, who knows! Buy some bars, friends!