40-Pack: Slim Jim Original N' Cheese Snack Sticks (.9oz) (Best By 4/26/23)

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Renege of the Sith

Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?

“And because of you, I have to deal with the Jedi again!” The nameless Sith Lord paced back and forth in the atrium, gesticulating wildly. “At my own house, no less!”

“I’m sorry, okay!” Goofus had called from off to the side, less apologetic and more I-said-sorry-so-you-can-stop-talking. “She used mind tricks on me,” he added, unconvincingly.

“Right,” his master sighed with exasperation. “Ugh, when’s the last time I’ve even had to fend these jerks off? And what are you doing?”

“Showering!” Goofus called out, the sound of running water suddenly audible.

“Make it quick! They could show up at any moment.” The sound of the water cut off as he presumably shut the door. “Unbelievable.”

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