With or Without: a Thanksgiving Meh-rathon

Hosting Thanksgiving without a 4-pack of HOST 18oz Ice Cream Freeze Bowls

You set some dips out for the early arrivers.

“How long has this been out?” Aunt Marla asks about the hummus.

You say, what? Maybe fifteen minutes?

“Oh, I think it’s spoiled,” she says, after trying it with a baby carrot. “I need to go to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. Thanks a lot. I’m never coming back here again.”

She leaves in a huff. Later, she sends you the emergency room bill.

Hosting Thanksgiving with a 4-pack of HOST 18oz Ice Cream Freeze Bowls

You set some dips out for the early arrivers.

“How long has this been out?” Aunt Marla asks about the hummus.

You say, what? Maybe fifteen minutes?

“Oh, I think it’s spoiled,” she says, after trying it with a baby carrot. “I need to go to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. Thanks a lot. I’m never coming back here again.”

She leaves in a huff. Later, she sends you the emergency room bill.

You respond with a receipt for your freeze-able bowls and explain there was no way it could have spoiled.

Your relationship with your aunt is still in tatters, but at least you can feel smug and superior.

Stick around all day for great deals on stuff that just might save Thanksgiving! (Or not, but hey, the deals will still be solid.)