Turn! Turn! Turn!

Hey, first weekend of the new year: time to refresh your HDMI cable stash. Just grab this 4-pack, toss them in that box with HDMI CABLES Sharpied on the side, and you’ll never feel dumb for not having an HDMI cable again. You’ll be ready for all the hi-def video emergencies that 2016 will bring!

Oh, you don’t do that? Restocking your HDMI cable reserves isn’t an annual ritual at your house? Well, now’s the time to start. And if you haven’t been doing that, maybe you’ve been neglecting all of your other annual maintenance tasks. Print and save this handy checklist:

• Unplugging your lotion bottles
• Unfolding a paper clip and de-gunking the seams on your mouse
• Unfolding a paper clip and pulling the dust from between the keys of your keyboard
• Unfolding a paper clip and scraping the pocket lint out of your phone’s charging and headphone jacks
• Cleaning and refolding your paper clips
• Re-plating your razors
• Laminating your silverware
• Massaging your livestock
• Fumigating your hats
• Boiling your roof
• Reassuring your carpets
• Shuffling your candles
• Pixelizing your lawn
• Kneading your tires
• Shaving your mattresses

Let us know if we’re missing anything. Just do all those things and resupply your HDMI cables, and you’ll start the New Year worry-free! Fail to do even one of them, and you are certain to die within the month!