30-Pack: Everydaze Essential C's Konjac Jelly
Our Take
- You eat the jelly
- You feel full so you don’t eat other, less healthy stuff
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon
“Honestly, not really,” Horner clarified. “I was born in Colorado, but we left when I was five, so I don’t have many memories of it. And now I never know what to say. Because it’s technically true. I am from Colorado. But I grew up in Wisconsin. So, then, sometimes, I tell people I’m from Wisconsin but then later, Colorado comes up and I’m like, ‘Oh, I was born there,’ and they’re like, ‘What? I thought you were from Wisconsin.’ On the other hand, if I say, ‘I’m from Colorado,’ this happens: someone assumes I possess a knowledge of the place that I just don’t. To be totally honest, sometimes I feel like I’m from nowhere at all.”
“Wow,” Laney said, turning from her own computer. “That’s really deep.”
“You know what else is deep?” Gil tried. “Deep space. Which is, by the way, a place I’ve been.”
Horner closed her eyes and massaged her temples, exasperated. “JFC, Gil or whatever your real name is. No one fucking cares.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
