3-Pack: Wemo Mini WiFi Smart Plug (Refurbished)
- You’re still using light switches? In 2021?
- Basically, you plug these things in, and then you plug stuff into them and it becomes smart technology
- In other words, you can control whatever’s plugged into them with an app or with Alexa, Google Assistant, or IFTTT
- Create a schedule or set an away mode from anywhere
- Model: 50-FR1661N-5M4RT
A Smart Investment
“Duncan! Good. You’re here. Please, have a seat.”
“Ye wanted to see ol’ Duncan about a matter, me lord?”
“Yes, yes. Correct.”
“Me hopes ol’ Duncan hasn’t done anything to upset ye, me lord.”
“No, no. It’s nothing like that. It does have to do with your position here at the estate, though. You will no longer have to toil away as chief of illumination, as I am henceforth reassigning you to an exciting new role within the household.”
“Oh, me lord, but why? Has ol’ Duncan not done as ye asked? Has he not received each morning the list of lights throughout the manor that need to be turned on and when? Has he not executed his duties to perfection?”
“Oh, of course you have, Duncan, but–”
“These lights, me lord, they’re ol’ Duncan’s only friends in this world.”
“Well, that’s very sad to hear, Duncan.”
“And in one instance, they were ol’ Duncan’s lover.”
“That’s something… other than sad. But Duncan, I assure you, it has nothing to do with your performance. I merely invested in some WeMo Mini Wifi Smart Plugs. That means all I have to do is plug them in, plug my lamps into them, and then I can control those lamps with an app on my smartphone or via Alexa, Google Assistant, or IFTTT. And they don’t just work with lights, either. Anything I plug in essentially becomes a piece of smart technology!”
“But what will ol’ Duncan’s new role be, me lord?”
“Honestly, it was supposed to be chief of vacuuming. But after this lover comment, I’m not entirely sure that’s a good idea.”
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Auld Lang Syne in Mad Ape Den 0
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What smart tech should they make next? 68
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Bingo! 20 -
Killing time while waiting for the deal to resume poll: How Do You Make An X? 103 -
Last Mediocritee Monday of 2021 8 -
When people inquire about your meh related apparel 26
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This happened about a mile from our home. 19