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3-Pack: Packit Freezable Lunch Bags

These bags stay in the freezer and have built-in icepacks to keep your food cool throughout the day
You get 3 of 'em: A mini lunch bag for small lunches, a lunch bag for lunches, and a shoulder lunch bag for (presumably) storing whole pork shoulders
Yes, they’re sort of hideous, but that’s why they’re so cheap!
They flatten down when not in use, which is true of any non-rigid object, really
The shoulder bag has all sorts of compartments and zippers and so forth

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These ugly-ass bags are actually pretty useful. You pop them in the freezer overnight and they keep the food you pack in them cool with built-in freezer gels. So if you can put up with how ugly-ass they are, this is a good deal.

Not only are the patterns on these bags ugly-ass but they have stupid names. “Desert Moon,” really? What does that have to do with foodwwwwwaiiiit a minute …

Desert Moon …

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No, we’re not saying we’re more stoned, we’re saying “More Stoned” is an anagram for “Desert Moon.” It all makes sense now — the bag would make the perfect portable food storage solution for when you’re more stoned.

Maybe all the names for the ugly-ass patterns have hidden messages.

New Cool Cat …

Octane Cowl!

Yes, yes, now it’s so obvious. It would make an excellent hood to wear while participating in high-octane street races on the streets of Tokyo. Of course!

Shauna Stripe …

Hussar Pantie!

It would make dashing undergarments for a Hungarian light cavalryman!

NorCal Stripe …

Scrotal Piner!

Indeed! The ideal lunch box for the testicle fetishist on the go!

So there you have it. Whether you’re buying them for their value, their utility, or the secret messages anagrammed within their names, these bags are nearly perfect – save only for their ugly-ass designs.

3-Pack: Packit Freezable Lunch Bags

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