3-Pack: Fra' Mani Artisan Salame Variety (12 oz each)

  • A three-pack of artisan gourmet dry salami chubs
  • Impress your friends by adding to your fancy charcuterie board
  • Calabrese: Pairs well with hummus, stuffed olives, or sliced upon a classic red sauce pizza
  • Salametto: Pairs well with Zinfandel, Asiago cheese, premium mixed nuts
  • Salametto Piccante: Pairs well with Manchego cheese, almonds, or sauté strips for linguine con vongole
  • Look in the specs for more detail on flavor profiles for each
  • How do these celebrate the greatest rebellion in all of cinema: they don’t, so if that’s what you’re looking for, you better head over to Mediocritee
see more product specs

From Salami to Salam-you

What we’ve got here are three 10" long, 2" diameter chubs of

Oh, sorry to leave you hanging there. I started typing that sentence but only made it that far before I broke into a laughing fit that lasted for three hours, because I am fourteen years old at heart.

Anyway, what we’ve got here are three 10" chubs (deep breaths) of gourmet salami. You get: one chub of Calabrese salame, inspired by the Calabrian style from Southern Italy; one chub of the salametto, made with sea salt, black pepper, red wine, and a hint of garlic; and one chub of the salametto piccante, which is a chorizo-style salami.

They’re all super delicious! Also, they’re usually about $25 per chub (we’re just going to keep using that word), while this three-pack of chubs is just $29. In other words, there’s no decision to make; at this price, you HAVE to buy these things!

Okay, well, there’s actually one decision you still need to consider: what kind of beverage you’ll pair with them. Now, experts say the best thing to drink with salty pork is a salty, porky beverage. You know, a pig drink, something like:

  • A martini: bacon, not stirred
  • A refreshing summer shandy, from Loinenkugels
  • A delicious, malty Hamber Bock
  • A mug of creamy, festive egg n’hog
  • A frothy stein of Hocktoberfest beer
  • A nice peachy pork belly-ni
  • A glass of dry, sparkling prossecreto
  • A flavorful pint of Sam Adams Boston Butt Roast Lager
  • A glass of luscious red wine from the chicha-Rhône region of France
  • A simple old can of Boars Light

Can I be honest? These are some of the best terrible puns I’ve ever done. And these are some of the best (and maybe only?) salami we’ve ever sold. So get some!

So far today...

  • 48157 of you visited.
  • 52% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 3127 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 678 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $20837 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?